I get this Truffaut-esque sense of quietness with the pairing, which is not how I usually want my smut. (It's the Eddie Izzard "I've been arranging matches," "I think I'd...better go," "Yes, I think you better had," narrative, when I'm looking for his "Alla time in here with the f**king matches! You f**k my wife? You f**k my wife?" "I AM your wife!" sort of porn.)

I swear to God I laughed SO HARD when I read this. Because it's true, and the truth is often funny. :)

("A Room With a View OF HELL!!!")

Thanks for the rec, am off to read right this second!