I'm rather happy that the most oppressive thing that happened in my all-girls (Catholic, mind!) high school was watching a nun put a condom on a banana, then tell us that we should never, ever do this.

That is so hilariously brilliant XD. Mine was a Catholic all-girls as well. Except I got in trouble when I put up my hand in sex ed class and asked why the diagram of the clitoris was wrong XD.