See, I think I have a ton of those same qualities--well, maybe not a ton. But I feel like my ambition has only been curbed because I'm now where I want to be in life; I think all selflessness is altruism, I think selfishness is normal and damn healthy, and yet I'm not proud of these things. I wish it weren't so. I think if someone sorted me into Slytherin I'd think, "Oh, damn, they found me out."