Oh, I forgot to say how much the title makes me giggle. But now I see from your above exchange with Isis that you didn't aim for The Giggle. Well, you got it, anyway. It's got that whole Tom Clancy/Robert Ludlum thing going on that gives it just the right air of *dunh dunh dunh* Seriousness of Purpose. And that ends up being, of course, hee-larious.